SOON, YES VERY SOON, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
A GRAND COMET FROM THE OORT CLOUD
FROM ABSOLUTE ZERO, IS GONNA CRASH INTO US
AND WE'LL ALL EVAPORATE INTO HYDROGEN
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CARES?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FUDGIN' BEARS?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PAWNS?
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF?
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
WAY UP IN THE SKY, IN YOUR EYE
EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS RIGHT
DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
IT DOESN'T MEAN A BIT IN THE END
SO LET US ALL AGREE TO DISAGREE
YOU CAN PASS IT ON TO YOU AND ME
YOUR DEMENTED, YOUR TERRIBLE, YOUR OBSCENE OFFSPRING
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED, WE'RE FUCKED!
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED, WE'RE FUCKED!
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
UNTIL THAT DAY, WHEN WE MELT AWAY
WHEN THAT ICY ICY COMET COMES
LIKE A BIG FIREBALL OF DEATH
SALVATION HAS COME
SO AS THEY TIE THE NOOSE
AND KICK THAT WILD STALLION OUT BELOW OUR FEET
AND DINGLE, DANGLE ABOVE THE SOARING CROWD AT THIRTY FEET
AND THEY SCREAM...
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
THE AUDACITY OF HOPE, FOR I LOVE THE POPE
'CAUSE HE'S GOT A SHINY NEW WHITE HAT AND IT'S PURPLE
AND HE'S GOT A HAT THAT'S TALLER THAN MARGE SIMPSON'S HAIR
A I LOVE HARE KRISHNA AND THE DALI LAMA
AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE, PLUS YO' MOMMA
GRAY POUPON, GREEN JELLO AND AN OCTOPUS THAT LIVES A KILOMETER BELOW THE SEA
XYPHONOPHOR, XYPHONOPHOR, XYPHONOPHOR
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED
EVERYTHING WE DO
EVERYTHING WE DO IS DOOMED